- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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