A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Kys

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

XD Jackass.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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