- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??