Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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