- Anti Joke

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

aodhan hearty

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.