- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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