Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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