- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Charlie Sheen is winning

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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