knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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