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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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