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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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