- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

I C U P White stuff

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Uh... What was emulating again?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

why did the zebra cross the road?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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