why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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