What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Turkeys are obese

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Penis chickens

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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