- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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