Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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I work at jcpenny

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Hail Hitler

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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