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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's the new green? Green

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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