- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

im gay

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

j.p. is dumb

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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