- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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