Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Yah? Well your a ********

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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