- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Not a joke.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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