- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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