- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

wael.. nuff said

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

a chinese man pays the full price

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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