- Anti Joke

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Microwave

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

gingers

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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