"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

the lemon was sweet.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

SUCK MY NUTS

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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