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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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