- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I was watching Fox news.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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