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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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