Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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