What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops