Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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