A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A Mormon walks into a bar

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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