- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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