- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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