roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Okay, after this one then...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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