Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Jebron Lames.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Anti Joke

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