- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Sharvil has aids 4 times

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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