- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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