Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How did the dog die? He was put down.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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