Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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