- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

WNBA

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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