- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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