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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what goes boo a sock

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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