- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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