- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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