Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Trump will make America great again.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

mexicans fishing

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

1+2 = 6

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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