What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Women's rights

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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