- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

National security?

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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