- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

If life gives you lemonade.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A gay man watches football.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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