Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Asians.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Your mums a potato

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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