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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

haha Otarts was here

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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