What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Rebecca Black's career.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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