- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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