- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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