What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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