ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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