You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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YOLO

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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