hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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