- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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