- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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