- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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