How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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