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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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