Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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