What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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