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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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