- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

that wall over there ->

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Ask me if im a tree? No

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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