I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

#Hanging Degus

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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