How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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