- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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