Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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V I T A M I N C !

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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