Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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