- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

G:nock nock B:come in!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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