Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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