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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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