- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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