- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why dont they make black forks

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a skinny sumo wrestler

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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