- Anti Joke

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken