- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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