- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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