Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

I had friends on the Death Star.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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