- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Christianity.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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