- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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