why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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PENIS

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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