Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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