- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Okay, after this one then...

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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