- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A woman wears a dress.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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