- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

The Oakland Raiders

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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